Weird. I was hauling 3-way-too-big-for-that-trailer kids with my bike and barely felt encumbered. But then, I’m built like a Greek god from the elbows down.

Get one of those trailers meant to haul children, and stuff it with groceries instead.

Considering everyone you will ever meet is going to die, it’s not a bad idea to have a suit THAT FITS YOU in the closet.

Wait, you wear shoes when you walk?

Duh, a clam.

Nothing to add, but that gif made my day.

I’m normally not into this kind of thing, but I kind of think I need to be slapped for knowing this exists.

These fuckers don’t want to go to war with North Korea, they want to emulate North Korea.

My last house came with an overstuffed la-z-boy that weighed 15000 pounds and was the color of baby shit. I assumed they left it behind because of the color, but no, it was because they had moved the chair into the room before they built an office around it, and it wouldn’t fit through the door without removing the…

The stupid shit people will spout buy to protect their world view.

Yeah, screw Adam Jones and his agenda of continuing to live in America.

This isn’t the first time Trump has shit on someone, then forced them to sit through an appearance/speech. I think it’s less him being oblivious, and more of him channeling LBJ.

Perchance?

Nashville has a great fan base and their team is fun to watch, but I’m more than 20% hoping they get knocked out of the playoffs because good lord those jerseys are horrible.

Here’s a list of the 197 Members of the Hall of Fame whose career WAR was less than the 103.3 that Bonds managed through 1999:

If you divided Bonds’ career into ‘pre-steroid era’ and ‘steroid era’, by all rights he should be in the HOF twice.

That’s the Navy for you. It’s archaic but justifiable because discipline on a ship at sea is a wholly different animal than say, a barracks full of grunts on dry land. The wrong person (or group) goes apeshit on a ship, and it could put every life on board in peril.

That’s the thing about Christianity. Jesus Loves You, So I Don’t Have To.

This is why, even as a lifelong Cub fan, I’ve always been a big fan of the Dodger franchise. No matter where they are in the standings, the Dodgers always have at least ONE legitimate GREAT, homegrown player, and that goes back as far as you care to dig. I’m sure they’ve had their fair share of Corey Pattersons, but…

Yes, but in this case, that group of people is called “the airlines.”