You’re giving the detective skills of the lady who works the returns counter at 10:40PM at Target a little too much credit. If it looks unopened, it’s unopened, here’s your money.

Nah, the psychopath is the kid in the blue jacket and white collar; he saw the entire sequence through half-lidded side-eyes, and grew bored by it.

Yes. They shark the courts with their shitty patent suits, so fuck them, this is the bed they made.

Yes. If they’re going to take Samsung to court over the shape of a button and win billions off it, then fuck Apple, they can take this one right in the ass for not implementing an actual patent that actually would have fucking helped someone.

Or you know, if you make billions of dollars off petty patent lawsuits, maybe you should be prepared for the spear to be pointing the other way here and there.

Well, technically when you use a nuke, you ARE getting rid of them, so.

Bure had insane top speed and acceleration as well, but he wasn’t built quite like McDavid. I hope he doesn’t get all gooned up from a league that can’t keep up with him.

I support rural America by investing in the firms that take over their farms. You don’t get to call yourself “hard-working” when you sit on a GPS-guided tractor all goddamn day, and you don’t get to rail on and on about them nasty Mexicans when your “family business” would have imploded years ago if it weren’t for…

Some of us realized that what was at stake wasn’t just another four years of ‘status quo’ but likely multiple seats on the Supreme Court - you know, where the bulk of regressive “States Rights!” legislation goes to be scraped off the boots of a rational society.

Preventing the systematic perversion of every useful…

I used to feel bad that I gained 20 pounds after I left the Marine Corps; then I visited Pittsburgh and enjoyed my stint as the most physically fit person in the region.

Wayne Gretzky was the Esa Tikkanen of not shit-talking.

This sucks. I *just* bought one on Wednesday because shop@home is out of train PowerFunctions bits, and the only stores on BrickLink that sell the PF bits as a group want more than 100.00 for them. I screwed myself out of 21 dollars by trying to be a smart guy.

This sucks. I *just* bought one on Wednesday because shop@home is out of train PowerFunctions bits, and the only…

We almost hit (with our car) a drunk guy staggering his way across a street in Old Vegas; despite honking our horn at him, the guy was oblivious to our presence, so we resorted to colorful metaphors. That’s when Rodney Dangefield looked me dead in the eye and told me to go fuck myself.

I’ve been following that…

Hahaha, so cute, that squirrel’s going to starve to death this winter AND have facial lacerations!

I said “please.”

Please, go kill yourself.

I think it has more to do with decreasing the burden on surviving loved ones, moreso than polishing the image of the deceased. But nah, I can see how those people should be made to feel as shitty as possible. This is Sparta!

It has to have come up before, but from the nostrils down that dude looks like an Ewok.

Where is your God now, Micro Machines? Where is your God now?

Yeah, George Washington wasn’t particularly qualified to be President, so maybe we should give Trump the benefit of shut the fuck up.