I hate to be a highlight truther, but the first foot to the head at :37? That’s a Canuck. The first dropped stick to hit him in the face at :38? Dropped by a Canuck. The third skate to hit him in the head at :40? Canuck.

But the second skate to the head? Yes, a Devil, and a pure asshole.

I like that everyone was in such a hurry to defend their injured comrade that they kicked his head and slashed it a few times on their way into the pile.

Maybe this is why the NFL is losing traction: 90% of the league’s teams have sucked horribly for decades, and to this point there has been very little incentive for those organizations to get any better.

Three guesses as to how you get those stronger laws.

I’m genuinely curious as to when the last law favorable to workers was passed. And no, not a Republican wet dream spun to sound like it benefits people, but an actual “they can’t fuck you like that no more” law.

Yeah, right-to-work and overtime exemptions are really awesome laws for workers. But at least we won’t have to worry about overtime soon. Strong protections!

Maybe a little more than just a word.

This virtually guarantees Aroldis Chapman gets a comically-oversized check from the Yankees.

At worst, he’ll strain his penis when his arm falls off.

Maybe Pat Maroon should give that speech to Brett Lindros.

Here’s a fact: you’re a swell guy.

“I was afraid he would dig the first bullet out of his body and throw it back at me, so I was bound by law to shoot him until I didn’t feel scared anymore.”

I guess maybe it would have been different if Brexit had happened on November 7th, but nah, everyone forgot what could happen if the presumptive majority is assumed to be immune to apathy and protest votes.

I regret to inform you that you & I are cynicism twins. This is a fake punt; if it’s just going to be rubber-stamped on January 20th, why pay a bunch of assholes to generate bad optics and keep the opposition in the news?

“But he grew the game!” - someone who hasn’t seen baseball’s fan demographics age in lock-step with Baby Boomers, who doesn’t realize that Little League participation is falling off faster than youth football, basketball, soccer or even hockey, or that black/inner-city participation has nearly flatlined.

Maybe it’s me, maybe it’s you, but one of us is “that guy” right now.

Meanwhile, there is a religion amongst some computer-types that all software should be free. Millions of lines of code representing billions of hours of work and education, but that should be free.

Well, here’s the thing - do a quick GIS on Rosie the Riveter and find a better replication than the one these two created and MSI used... there’s a reason MSI chose *that* one.

While the collaborators probably weren’t kept awake at night sweating out the concept, they clearly put a lot of talent into recreating that…

Really? You must be NewAroundHere.

I live here, but in all honesty, fuck Indiana. If ever a state could personify ‘cuckold’ it would be Indiana. And not the “doesn’t know what the wife is doing” kind of cuckold, either, I’m talking the “in the room, taking pictures, kinda hoping to suck him off” kind.

Hey, we tried to warn you guys, but everyone was like “He looks like he’s from Johnny Quest, this is mildly amusing!” and laughed all the way to moral, spiritual, social, and financial bankruptcy.

If I’m unforgiving of people who sat this election out, voted for Trump in earnest or otherwise protest-voted, it’s…