Honestly, I’m still trying to parse it. Zobrist led off with a double, Russell squibbed out.

With one out and 1B open and RH Blanton on the mound, they IBB LH Heyward (who is hitting like .001) to get to RH Baez (who is hitting like .999). Bit of a gamble that pays off - Baez swings wide and pops out to shallow…

So sick of people who refer to what actually fucking happened as “narrative”

Was it Dr. Todd Akin?

EDIT: beaten, handily.

In a general election? Polls and the court of pubic opinion mean exactly dick when smug overconfidence leads to reduced participation by people who assume the majority is significant enough to withstand their absence.

Cats. He grabs their cats, and gives them unsolicited fur-slickings.

“The tweets are coming from inside the kinja!”

Contrast that to the shrewd mental gadgetry of her opponent, which when set in motion, quivers, steams and shakes for a few minutes, then farts out a leaden bon mot like “she’s fat.”

Christ, I cannot believe a near-majority of this country is considering voting for that man.

Should I approve update KB3177467 or decline it and pretend I didn’t see it? I’m asking for a friend.

They are all terrible and awesome; think of the lifestyle of your prototypical struggling musician, supplemented by day jobs utilizing skills employers actually need.

This is the first time nerdcore has been mentioned anywhere outside of a con. Of course they’re running with it!

Based on his comments, ti sounds like he was doing this in the garage at work. I doubt he has a job to go back to.

Make Baseball Fun Again (By Hosing a Douchenozzle)

I hope they do invite him back, and Bartman graciously accepts, only to take a gelatinous rampaging shit all over the stadium once he gets past security.

It became the ultimate insult with the advent of AM radio fartboxes.

“He could slaughter babies and drink their blood while chanting ‘Hail, Satan” and his supporters wouldn’t bat an eye.”

“You know, that’s just human sacrifice ritual talk. That’s all that is. All men talk like that at the human sacrifice ritual. This is all the media, I mean, if this was such a big deal, why wait 12…

Is there anything about this man that isn’t repugnant? Who could support this? Is half this country dead at heart?

Further: as a white male veteran, I don’t care if he was eminently qualified to be President. He’s a reckless pig of a human being and I wouldn’t hire him to run a register at Dairy Queen, let alone get this close to the office of the President of the United States. It sickens me to think that there are so many in…

This is going to sound crazy, but whenever the next CBA comes up, the NFLPA should threaten to put Scott Boras on the negotiating team. The NFL will bend time and space to prevent their chattel from obtaining representation of that caliber.

Mom?

Well that and, every season they replace half the roster with prospects and reclamation projects. It’s not going to mesh all that instantly.

That said, the players on the ice for that own goal have played a combined 500,000 games together, that was just ass.