Well yeah, now; at one point he had 4 goals through 2 periods, on pace for 492. He used to be so good, but now his production has fallen off a bit, he may not even hit 300 goals this season.

He’s on pace to score 492 goals, seems legit.

Just shows that Alou wasn’t a Cub fan worth his salt, either.

Here is that shitpost in its entirety:

With fireworks.

And I’ll say it again, if either of those teams hadn’t won a world series in 108 years, their fans may overreact to milestone wins as well. I’m willing to bet if St. Louis went 108 years without a title, they’d have devolved to parking lot butt-eating about 6 weeks into the drought.

Nice pivot, assuming you meant the NLDS. But you know you didn’t.

In a world where most voters get their news from Fox or Comedy Central, you’re on a very short list of people who give a flying fuck.

If you record a conversation with, say... Donald Trump, then, years later, release the audio of that recording... what sources are you disclosing?

Obama’s mistake was letting Reid and Pelosi run unchecked; they were mouthy, self-important shits who should’ve realized when they had a good thing going.

Like, for instance, not vetting a nominee for Supreme Court Justice.

That cannot be real

As a Cub fan, I’m glad SF won last night - I mean, I want the Cubs to win of course, but not by having the umpires and replay officials giving them gifts the whole damn night.

If the NL had the DH, the Giants would be up 2-1.

And that’s just it; I reached maximum flabbergastery when “Swiftboaters for Truth” leaked out the asshole of the GOP. Everything since then has been so mind-numbingly myopic as to prevent effective civil interaction with the opposition. They are entrenched nitwits, which would be amusing if they weren’t so numerous…

+1 grey matter

For maximum preachification.

I hope when Jesus comes back, She’s a black transgender stripper that asks all these outraged, jowl-shaking inbred fucks why so many of His children are going hungry and living in the streets while they make jokes about “the oral office” and wring their hands over blood clots.

Gee, maybe some billionaire could swoop in and fund all the lawsuits that Donald deflects by dint of having more resources than the victims?

“That’s just whites-only-locker-room talk.”

What are you moving, Barbie furniture?