We’ve got two roads, and they are both equally fuckable.

Or, you know, we could surprise you and drop a list of unnotable Steves we’ve suffered through:

Steve Christmas
Steve Swisher
Steve Dillard
Steve Wilson
Steve Trachsel
Steve Trout

He could always open a vape shop or a brewery.

Who are you, Dusty Baker?

Ron Gardenhire is still out there. Somewhere.

This is exactly what he said:

Yeah, but it sounds like “Here, take all our points, eh?”

These anthem protests are getting fabulous.

It’s fairly obvious that white people can ignore marches, candlelight vigils, sit-ins, and town hall meetings in droves, but all the sudden one guy doesn’t stand for a fucking song, and it kicks off a month-long shitstorm.

Seems to me, Kaepernick found the exact form of protest that would register with the…

I’m probably as angry as you are that a significant number of people are proudly throwing their shot this election, but it’s terribly ugly to castigate them for exercising their right to do so.

The 2-party system is flawed, and if it were a choice between Coke or Pepsi, then a lot of people voting for Mt. Dew would…

To be fair, there’s still a ton of Bernie Bros who will vote anyone but Hillary. It’s been months, they need to stop acting like toddlers before something worse than Brexit happens.

He was confronted after the debate and asked to clarify. He agreed that he doesn’t pay taxes.

As someone who suffered through Pence’s term as governor, I strongly suggest we not let that sanctimonious prick anywhere near the White House. His “Aw shucks, Jesus.” routine cows the rubes but will wear thin in seconds anywhere else.

Was supposed to be filed under grime.

Toyota only sold 350,000 of these things, almost all of them to a single subdivision in Indiana.

Catcher in the Alt-Right

“Zone Coverage Republican” is really, really good.

Morbid question, but, is there some kind of protocol for vehicles aren’t totalled, but the incident resulted in a fatality to a passenger?

The only people from Team USA who should be butthurt by Kessel’s tweet might be those occupying Kessel’s spot on the roster. Lesser lights, and all that.

Precisely why I haven’t watched it. They trust their regular season coverage to clowns, then bury it behind water polo and NOW all of the sudden ESPN gives a shit about hockey? No.