You don’t know these people. For every decent person that lives in Indiana, there are 200 Hoosiers. It’s an abominable shithole of a state that is well-matched to its citizens.

Eh, I’m a huge Stanhope fan, but as a character witness in an abuse situation, Stanhope is far from “...the right people” to have in your corner.

(Just saying he’s a bit of an inebriate, not saying he’s done anything good bad or indifferent aside from that)

Eh, not necessarily. Maybe that isn’t a lightning bolt. Maybe he just sucks as bad at spelling as he does at drawing swastikas on his forehead.

No, no. That type of ignorance is the good kind.

Initial hit is to the wrist, with follow-through touching sack.

This is true; one of my clients is an ethanol plant, and as a gift to vendors to commemorate their first day of production, they bottled it and labeled it as straight alcohol. They mix the gasoline in the next step, else it’s just Tito’s vodka or something.

I’m a more recent convert, but no matter what game I’ve bought since, invariably it’s Rocket League that has me up until the wee hours, squeezing in one... more... match.

That’s just the ad doing its job, man.

Good thing nobody will have that trouble again for a while.

“I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.” - Signed, Goose Gossage

“You are in more dire need of a blow job than any white man in history.”

“SAFETY FIRST!”

Follow the lines of the rear hatch opening, how it cuts around the tail lights. Then look at the bumper moulding. I think he had it right with the Golf Mk2.

“Born on third base, thinking he hit a triple.”

In baseball, your prototypical HoF position player will become legendary for only failing ~70% of the time. A scrub is a scrub because he fails ~74% of the time (or more).

Back in 2001, Fox attempted a live-action version of The Tick, with Patrick Warburton in the titular role.

BUT! Bush was only President at the time of those attacks, not Secretary of State, so get out of here with your factual and orderly false equivalency meme.

Pray tell, if Libya has been such a horrific tragedy, what then was Beirut for St. Ronnie?

“I’m also pretty sure hundreds of thousands of Muslims do not exist in Haiti.”

Don’t be too mad at yourself; the 970 is no slouch and if you’re just gaming at 1080, it’s plenty for stuff that’s on the market now. Ride it for a quarter or two as you restock your bank account, then flip it on eBay to apply the balance towards a 1070.

Zowee! This is fucking awesome! You should email it to all of your friends!