Spoken like a true part-time Mormon.

Wait, which of the four wins ISN’T Maddon thinking about?

So far you’ve added to this discussion a side-eye to someone who agreed with the article, then a recap of the article.

My kid has a classmate whose name is Anakin. Think that through.

In this instance, anyone who thinks “Because I believe!” is a reasonable answer to a question of why a budget bill would include language that prevents rape victims from being advised their constitutionally protected options.

Because saying you are interested in baby sleep is a reasonable answer to the question “Why does a budget bill include a provision that prevents rape counselors from discussing abortion options with victims of rape?”

Jesus Christ, I wish you people would just finish crawling up your own ass already.

I don’t think you can fault Johansson for that, he was struck violently and lost his balance.

It’s like she just catches him in her peripheral vision, and nature takes over.

“Down goes Fiorina! Down goes Fiorina!”

While he’s still around, I’d like to see Paul Mooney get a gig like Real Time.

Is it at all possible that Putin was trying to paraphrase “if you do what you love for a living, it’s not a job” or however that goes?

On a baseball scorecard, a strikeout is denoted with a K (if the batter swung at the pitch and missed) or a backwards K (if the batter did not swing at the pitch and it was called a third strike by the umpire.) This symbol was chosen by the sportswriter who invented the baseball scorecard, and is patterned after the K…

We should probably drop the M2, while we’re at it. I mean, it’s old, right?

This. Even the 25% rule doesn’t leave enough buffer for most family situations; that number is a holdover from the days when you had A car payment, the company paid for your health insurance & retirement, utilities were just gas/electric, etc.

A more realistic cap would be in the 15-17% range, but most folks would…

This is an awesome story. The people in the tower were controlling the targets that were supposed to be taken out; the pilots decided it would be more efficient to take out the people and preserve the targets for commandeering and later use in the war on Belarus or some other Tier 2 Hockey Power.

That’s some Kobayashi…

Assuming you’re talking about a play where first base is open and there’s one runner on either 2nd or third....

The play at first is considered the “sure out” - all the defense has to do is beat the batter to the bag (with the ball!) and the guy is out. Since this situation plays itself out tens or dozens of times more…

Then how the hell did everyone find out about Vin Scully?

If only he’d taken more time to write it, it could have been even better.

That’s some good constructive criticism.

You know what I like about my hobbies? Is when some random airbag, who has nothing to do with my hobby, tells me how to do it better.