Is EP II the one where somebody apologizes for being mortally wounded in a terrorist attack?

Is it just a weird video artifact, or was that some kind of live jump-cut going throughout that video?

The one guy squeaked out “bobbled... scooped up... here come the Spartans” but if you missed that half a second of audio, you have no idea what the hell just happened. Even the analysis was el poo.

There’s nothing wrong with riding the center lane to avoid merging traffic, what are you on about? That’s what the lane is for.

Yyyyeah, have you seen a Bears game in the last four or five years?

Thing is, in 1984 when it became statistically possible that the Cubs would advance to the World Series, MLB made them designate an alternate site for home games on account Wrigley still didn’t have lights. Instead of making the logical choice, they went with Busch Stadium.

This Cubs-Sox thing, it’s faded a bit with…

That song is an abomination. Having been a Cub fan for the better part of four decades, I’m lucky to only have heard it about 100 times.

Given my career as a master criminal, I hear that statement all the fuck off.

Though I tend to believe them when they say “I will shoot you.”

Damn, it’s gone already; my sister taught me how to drive in her ‘89 EXP, and I’ve been looking for a decent one for a while. Between their production scarcity and the abuse heaped on them by their target buyer (GenX first car!) it’s rare to find one that runs and isn’t beat to shit - especially in the Midwest.

I think it would be safe to assume the one that evokes images of armed rebellion, and not the one that your financial planner has been talking a lot about since this China business.

“That’s some clown baserunning, bro.”

I love MMA announcers, because their calls sound less like the product of professional media personalities and more like something a dude just passing by might yell. “OH! Right in the face!”

From the description of the bag, it sounds like they have the container that held the evidence while it was transported from the hospital to the police.

Somehow I’m counting 7 people (6 standing, 1 seated) and 8 cars (four in the right frame, 2 across from those, and 2 more on the grassy knoll.)

I don’t know what’s better - that it might have taken two cars to bring one of the fans, or that one of the fans stayed in their car/missed the entire pass.

Oh god, that just needs to die. You hear it all the time in college/NFL broadcasts. “We got a chance to spend a few moments with (whomever), such a nice kid, so well-spoken.” If that’s ever been said about a white player, I’ve never heard it; I know I’ve never heard it said during an NHL broadcast (but, that may be…

Ah yes, the actual experts. What’s their position on alcohol sales at sporting events?

Hey, it’s not the NFL’s fault the ex-players that call their games can’t remember the word for “concussion.”

This. No matter what the Patriots did or didn’t do, the Steelers lost because they had no clue what to do against Gronkowski. Add a little dash of settling for (missed) field goals, getting outcoached at the goal line, inexplicably abandoning the running game when it was carving NE up, and somehow not recovering a…

Eh, poetry is like a plantain: what the fuck is wrong with this banana?