...”beigemobile”!?!

I... I must have read that wrong... Surely you did not just call an RS6 Avant a beigemobile...

“At Farmers, we’ve seen everything.”

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

brave:

brave

You need to dial back your tough Internet guy bit about 15 notches right now.

i feel bad for the people in your life. wait, i’m mistaken - there are probably no people in your life.

More like a heartless, waste of oxygen shitstain

Found the lonely unmarried bastard.

You really should regret this comment. It’s pretty dumb.

Except, you know, the officer is bound by the law. Most states require this action at anything over double the speed limit.

Except, you know, popping bubble wrap isn’t illegal or a danger to others.

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

As an Asian person I would like to say how frustrating it can be to tell people, yes we experience racism. And they’ll be like well you guys are so smart! And you’ll be fine.

I imagine that when you belong to the kind of shallow, narcissistic world that the Kardashian clan has built for themselves then the smallest bit of criticism must be really hard to take.

Bruce Campbell with every disease known to mankind still looks better than this Hannity fuckface.

So, enough gasoline for a trip to the Kroger and back in a Dodge Demon?

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

Wat.