Nice April Fool’s Joke, Jalopnik.

You know it wasn’t a Mustang because it turned away from the pedestrians.

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

I sense a feel-good, sci-fi, action flick coming on here.

Yes this was the exact reason/plot of I, Robot

Pretty much like riding a sportbike, then?

Diamond titanium carbide Amex? You are such a peasant. I can only assume you also eat lobster and oysters for dinner. I pay in gold bricks. 

which is a life lesson: do your own thing to the best of your ability, fuck everyone else.

I’d be fine with this one...

I think the moment they built a fat, pig-faced, giant hatchback and then told us it was, ahem, a motherfucking ‘GT’ is the moment anyone with eyes and a brain said... ‘jog on, dickheads...’ I mean, really? Its looks like a pontiac aztek wearing it’s kids nikes.

Um...no you’re not. Tell us more...

It’s not difficult, you just lay or sit down and she sits on you facing away... Wait, I think that we are talking about different things...

Here you go:

So random question, why does the GT-R get so much praise, yet a Viper seems to always get overlooked? So much of what was said in the second to last paragraph seems equally true for America’s exotic. It’s an underdog (almost no one gives Dodge any credit), it’s reasonably cheap (as far as Euro exotics are…

You have a point.

One mans NP is another mans CP. This guy is voting CP because these things are FUGLY. It looks like a mentally deficient catfish to me.

I’m not crying shut the fuck up you’re the one who’s crying.

You mean a bullet to the back for an unarmed black guy running away from a traffic ticket?