Young people will love this new standard and those who grown up with electric sports car will look back at combustion cars and associate their sound with weakness and unreliability. Our opinion is distorted by nostalgia and our reluctance to accept profound change. 

And most footballs aren’t even ... black.

Fuck everyone involved in this story. Fucking morons.

I’m sorry but there’s only one Cowboy Curtis. That racist fool needs another, more fitting nickname.

White never beats green.

1962 apparently.

No, there isn’t. Nor is there any reason you can’t have a passenger press the buttons for you (my preferred method). Actually, our law allows texting at stoplights (what could go wrong there?) so in theory you could tap when you’re stopped. We know that’s not going to prevent an overzealous officer from pulling you…

you were much better at articulating this than i could have been. i mean, i couldnt even come up with the words to comment yesterday.

The BMW version will be called the Stealth.

Well, they are assuming that there are people out there who stalk and murder police officers. I’m sure that’s happened in the past, but I think it’s pretty low to almost nonexistent on possible causes of death for officers. After all, if you’re stalking and murdering someone, do you choose the person that you…

No worries, the average Corvette buyer’s cataracts make the GM visibility problem moot. 

There is a sizable portion of white America that sees this as the exact cure for racism. All our problems would be solved if black people would just forgive us for everything.

Now that America gets the new Defender, does that mean we can get the Corvette finally in correct hand drive? That’s a fair trade off, one legend for another.

I would guess half the elonites on the forums don’t actually own a tesla.

When they start testing the next generation C9 they should probably keep the blue one away from mountain roads.

You just had to derail things by bringing the facts into it

My head is ready to explode from all of this.