As a cop, I can tell you the amount of times some random person calls the cops on another person for shit like this is FUCKING MIND BLOWING.

“it seems the family were coming home from shopping, and startled some good samaritan enough to phone the cops when they put their child in the back row seating of their Tesla Model S.”

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

Silly Akio, just because you guys can’t design sexy wagons doesn’t mean wagons aren’t sexy.

Reportedly crashed? I think the photos show it evidently crashed.

Drives it above their skill level.

Isn’t it ironic?

This is what happens when you take a LaFerrari out of its natural environment...... a climate controlled garage.

It will still be a LaFerrari... with a story. Yes, the values on the other cars went up.

Stop using facts to prove the truth.

The only beautiful Ferraris in my lifetime have been 355 and 458.

“Fuck this guy, and fuck you if you think the rider deserved any part of this.”

“Fuck this guy, and fuck you if you think the rider deserved any part of this.”

Abso-fucking-lutely right!

This. All of it. Thank you.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

That’s strange, usually people ask me for my phone number instead of laughing. :P

Miss Merc is going to have something to say to you.