I think I prefer the old one’s looks better...

In fact, I’m sure of it...

“1971 Ex-Wife - Light Tan, slightly bitchy - Free, or best offer”

Selling my ex-wife

Reduced Drama
Takes Premium Attention
Attitude Off Camber
Minor Mental Defect
Body Needs work

email if interested
(not getting my hopes up...)

Mag-fucking-nificent!!!!!

Comment of the Day the Century!

Since we all know good and well that GM’s accounting department will find some way to fuck this COMPLETELY up, make it a joint venture with Toyota. Between the Toyota Corolla/Geo Prism, Toyota Matrix/Pontiac Vibe scenarios, they’ve already proven it can be done.

...the fact that shit like this happens in Florida is beginning to get so old, it’s actually cliche’...

“You make it sound like they were being incredibly racist...” 

You, sir, are my spirit animal...
Brilliantly written

Truly, we live in a golden age when we complain that sports cars “only have 335 HP.”

...but I thought BMW already had a 335i? 

-after the vehicle left the road and suddenly “burst into flames.” 

BOOM SHAKALAKA!!!

...shit...Immolate to this party...

Beauty is subjective. It may be a Teutonic technological marvel, but it looks like dog-shit with old BMW M6 prototype headlights...

...hence the reason he lost his Kinja key...

“I believe technology and performance can absolutely go hand-in-hand with one another, without compromising driver responsibility or skill.”

I respectfully disagree. It DOES compromise driver skill and responsibility. Take Launch Control/Thrust Mode, for example. Software algorithms can launch a car from ‘standstill’…

As a non-millennial who is 43, not suffering a mid-life crisis, nor am I white, I can say with confidence that I would still rather buy a Honda CBR500R and call it done...

...by making it look like one?

“shitweasel”

I want to buy you a beer for just that word alone...

#dedication

“..the dealership allegedly regrets that they charged her no markup on the hot new car.”