...so basically, you’re saying the F-22 still works, where we all know the F-35 doesn’t...

...I am SO going to coin that phrase...

...and this, ladies and gentlemen, is what a well-thought-out comment looks like.

“Fuck them with a rolled up copy of the 2nd Amendment that’s been dipped in napalm and set on fire.” 

How many of us actually didn’t CARE who it was?

...It just seemed to fit the circumstance...

Pontiac called...they want the Aztek’s ass back...

One of those rare mathematical paradoxes where (F-)22 is actually GREATER than (F-)35...

Considering that it looks like someone crossbred the wrong parts of a Crosstour and a WRX, I’ll just donate to charity and they can keep the car.

Dealership bullshit...

...it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru an exercise in futility...

As a Black male (and engineer), I sooooo want to comment, but I’d probably piss off too many people, so I’m just going to continue reading comments and watch for how many White people devalue those experiences by saying, “Well, when I was pulled over...”...

Well, in spite of the crushing blow, at least he didn’t have to de-fender...

Start a petition to rename turn 7 as ‘Hazel’s Bend’. She needs to be commemorated for her diligent and dutiful service to a sport we all love. I never knew her, but I love her for it.

Godspeed, Hazel <3 

1) four double articulating hinges per door
2) two actuators per door
3) multiple lateral and overhead position sensors per door
4) four limit switches per door
5) power locks

vs

“The Doors Are The Thing...”

“There’s Ivanka Trump, who stands up for women, the State Department, which is enhancing our global relationships beautifully...”

Nice to know there’s no shortage of jokes here...

...It’s not a Veyron...

...curses...you spoiled my surprise...