Considering that it looks like someone crossbred the wrong parts of a Crosstour and a WRX, I’ll just donate to charity and they can keep the car.

Dealership bullshit...

...it’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru an exercise in futility...

As a Black male (and engineer), I sooooo want to comment, but I’d probably piss off too many people, so I’m just going to continue reading comments and watch for how many White people devalue those experiences by saying, “Well, when I was pulled over...”...

Well, in spite of the crushing blow, at least he didn’t have to de-fender...

That’s what I meant. I have a multitude of friends who share differing political views from my own, and we can have an intelligent and respectful discussion and still be just as cool with each other regardless...which is the way I’d always hoped it would be...

...your friend needs new friends, then...

Start a petition to rename turn 7 as ‘Hazel’s Bend’. She needs to be commemorated for her diligent and dutiful service to a sport we all love. I never knew her, but I love her for it.

Godspeed, Hazel <3 

“If there’s a comment that more succinctly sums up everything about this presidency, I’ve yet to read it.”

...#1 in what? Please cite quantifiable sources - pulling it out of your ass doesn’t count...

...has anyone ever told you that a state and a province are technically the same thing?

Speaking as an American (who never supported nor voted for the Persimmon Pussy-grabber), I appreciate your acknowledgement and your understanding of the distinction.

1) four double articulating hinges per door
2) two actuators per door
3) multiple lateral and overhead position sensors per door
4) four limit switches per door
5) power locks

vs

“The Doors Are The Thing...”

“There’s Ivanka Trump, who stands up for women, the State Department, which is enhancing our global relationships beautifully...”

Nice to know there’s no shortage of jokes here...

...It’s not a Veyron...

...curses...you spoiled my surprise...

“Tesla Dad Elon Musk thinks that the Model X’s complicated features, like its falcon-wing doors and its high price tag, are to blame for its tepid sales figures.”

...in yellow?