Somewhere in Texas, George W. Bush is sitting in his living room, watching this on television and saying to his wife, Laura, “Honey! You come check THIS shit out! N’they thought I was batshit-crazy!” Laura chuckles wildly and replies, “Maybe you should send them an email labeled ‘Benghazi’ just to mess with them!”

...but emails, though?

Hey, Microsoft: Will someone PLEASE hire this guy?

By the way, did you know that if Jupiter—the planet—was Hindu, the red spot might just indicate that it was married?

1) The article isn’t speaking of a technical issue with a fucking airplane, moron.
2) We’re referring to the CARDHOLDER being denied access to something she legally and rightfully paid for, yet her travel partner was not.
3) You’re leaving out the part where the White woman’s queries were responded to, yet the Black…

...could’ve been worse - she COULD have been driving a Mustang...

...I’m pretty certain a Mustang had to be complicit in that...

Yeah...terms that just so happen to be enforceable by law. Tesla may have bought the company, but unless the terms of that ongoing contract were amended, they were still wrong....

Game over - you win!

“I know there are Galant fans out there...”

Now THERE’S a business model! Do you know how many exotics and super/hypercars you could sell if the woman was actually included!?

Well, I’m not saying she’s a gold digger...but she’s not messing with no broke...

...aw, hell - you get the point...

Clearly, sir, you’ve never been to Baltimore...

Probably not, but own a 720s and I’m more than sure you’ll run into a few girls who’d be willing to give you one...

“Yeah, but it’s orange. ORANGE.”

18 now...

...you did...trust me...

A TVR Sagaris, a WHITE Ferrari F40 and an unmolested Supra MKIV...

...proof that unicorns DO exist...

Ladies and gentlemen, we - have - a - WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He used the racial slur because he was tired? I’d sure hate to see what comes out of his mouth when he’s awake...