titaniumfirefly
Titanium Firefly
titaniumfirefly

“He seems to be very friendly with her,” Shahan said of Trump’s relationship with GM’s chief...

...over a stroller? And I thought Kim Jong Un was crazy...

...I’d have told that judge to go to hell, but considering this is Michigan, might not actually be that long of a trip...

“United Airlines uses a boarding process known as WilMA, according to SeatGuru. It stands for Window, Middle, Aisle, and it’s basically an outside-in method.”

...although, if you look at his comment with a hint of linguistic technicality, while simultaneously employing the commonly accepted phrase “the customer is always right”, then technically he’s not an entitled shitheel...

...just sayin’

...but if they sell JUST-THE-RIGHT-AMOUNT...

...and you were able to Qantasfy this how?

Dammit, boyy! Nah you know got-damn well NASCAR don’t keer about nuttin’ tain’t runnin’ on corn licker...wit yer new fangled tech-nahlergies. Wut? Foerd, Chevvy an’ MOPAR ‘own’t make no dang battries. It ain’t got uh V-8, I’owhn wannit...


As a welder-fabricator, I once built a pro touring chassis for a ‘68 Chevelle a few years back, so you guys are speaking right up my alley...

...such illuminating logic...

Not my car...and even if I had the money, I’d probably just buy an Aventador.

True, sir...very true...

...fine then - you know what? I’ll just get an Alpha 16 GTR...

...which has 4 seats...

...I think I’ll keep my passenger seat AND my $1, thank you very much...

...well, at least I know I’ll never have to worry about seeing one on the Nurburgring...or any OTHER road with a curve, for that matter...

...because obviously, they never had their car...

...or perhaps...

...”beigemobile”!?!