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He used the racial slur because he was tired? I’d sure hate to see what comes out of his mouth when he’s awake...
“He seems to be very friendly with her,” Shahan said of Trump’s relationship with GM’s chief...
...over a stroller? And I thought Kim Jong Un was crazy...
...I’d have told that judge to go to hell, but considering this is Michigan, might not actually be that long of a trip...
“United Airlines uses a boarding process known as WilMA, according to SeatGuru. It stands for Window, Middle, Aisle, and it’s basically an outside-in method.”
...although, if you look at his comment with a hint of linguistic technicality, while simultaneously employing the commonly accepted phrase “the customer is always right”, then technically he’s not an entitled shitheel...
...just sayin’
...but if they sell JUST-THE-RIGHT-AMOUNT...
...and you were able to Qantasfy this how?
Dammit, boyy! Nah you know got-damn well NASCAR don’t keer about nuttin’ tain’t runnin’ on corn licker...wit yer new fangled tech-nahlergies. Wut? Foerd, Chevvy an’ MOPAR ‘own’t make no dang battries. It ain’t got uh V-8, I’owhn wannit...
As a welder-fabricator, I once built a pro touring chassis for a ‘68 Chevelle a few years back, so you guys are speaking right up my alley...
...such illuminating logic...
Not my car...and even if I had the money, I’d probably just buy an Aventador.
True, sir...very true...
...fine then - you know what? I’ll just get an Alpha 16 GTR...
...which has 4 seats...
...I think I’ll keep my passenger seat AND my $1, thank you very much...
...well, at least I know I’ll never have to worry about seeing one on the Nurburgring...or any OTHER road with a curve, for that matter...
...because obviously, they never had their car...