...or perhaps...

...”beigemobile”!?!

We—are—Farmers! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum-bum-BUM!

Who’s liquid manure truck covers anything like this!?!

“That is the road ... it is completely empty at 1:34 am” -

...and yet police were on it? 

I have NEVER been so entertained in my life!

“Wait, when did he get the ability to launch Tomahawk missile from his resort?”
 

...not in America they ain’t...

...Game...Set...Match...

Comment of the year!

I’m just happy that now I know of three women named ‘Alanis’ - you, Ms. Morrissette and my eldest daughter...

...I’ll try to remember that short-sighted equivalence when you make a comment someone doesn’t agree with and they try to stab you in the throat for it...

The only autonomous vehicle I trust...

Plebeians, have you never heard of the 97th Rule of Acquisition? “Enough is never enough”...which is why I pay for my Mclarens in gold-pressed latinum...

I, too, see that as a transplanted Baltimore resident. However, coming from Louisiana and having an Aussie wife, I’m sure I drive more aggressively than any Marylander...

nonlethal...that’s funny...

...simplicity is a beautiful thing...

...well, I mean, it’s not like Lamborghini started out making cars, y’know?
#options

Fuck a BMW. Just buy a tractor...done!

Bruh....