The dead end was frustrating, because, as a fat feminist, I was hungry to find out who the original poster could be so I could then eat them.

Tip: Don’t bet on black to win.

I care about my own team. Hyperbole serves no one ever.

YOU ARE THE EIC OF MY HEART THO

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

sometimes it’s hard to understand/remember that someone can be an asshole AND a victim.

Here’s the thing.

OK, that’s it. I consider myself a generous person and since it’s the holiday season, I feel I need to give more so here it is.

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY YOU GUYS!!

You should be proud, but also a little worried. These are all going to be on the list of charges that sends you fleeing to Canada when he’s High Chancellor.

“The film we’re doing is trying to save my city, as my mother said, take care of home.”

Uh, because it’s set in Chicago...and it’s about Chicago....and he filmed it here? Man, I hate idiots.

I can only say so much about a movie I haven’t seen, but I am hugely put off by Spike Lee’s insistence that if Black women would just close our legs, we could change the world. Specifically: Gang violence and rape. Yes, we are that powerful, and that responsible.

Jennifer, it’s not that we don’t get it- we certainly do. It’s that we find it asinine and reductive.

1. He did not grow up in a suburb, he grew up in Chatham.

Some people suck so much, they just stick with you. My first roommate was such an awful person that to this day I make a face just thinking about her.

I don’t think you're understanding the trauma a bad freshman roommate can inflict.

I don’t know, he’s had to see Cruz’s name all over the news this whole time. I have a particularly vile former roommate that after a few years of hate I’ve graduated to a semi-zen “I wish her well, and far away” POV, but if she had a political following constantly Tweeting about how she was the smartest person in the…