Don't really care, I just love me a good feud.

if there is ever is cat golf this guy would be the perfect announcer

Wait. I'm so confused by the way you keep talking about Thanksgiving like it already happened. Are you in some weird country like Canada or Mars or something?

You know, the pie about that article from Stewart, I think, really pies the really unfortunate pie how piewerful, successful women are always pied to pie in compietition with each other when they should be pieing together to lift up other pies so they can pie.

You are Martha Fucking Stewart. Why is Gwyneth Paltrow even showing up on your radar?

This is Eine Kleine Nachtmusik. It's not a symphony, it's a serenade for strings. Plus, the whole thing is around 20 minutes long. I don't want to come across as pedantic, but in this kind of discussion I think it's important that we're all clear on the facts and terminology.

I had a fucking, screaming hissy of a melt down today. Last weekend Miss Big Foot brought home a small puppy. This needy, clingy, whiny butt puppy is like having a furry baby because she wants to be held all of the time, fed every few hours and then taken outside. And hey, guess who is getting to do all of this? I…

I enjoyed The Returned too. I like a good mystery as well and it was sufficiently creepy/disturbing. I posted the same recs to someone on last nights open thread but they bear repeating.

I got in the face of a guy who grabbed my ass at my favorite restaurant this weekend. He's nine inches taller than me and I now understand why my partner says it's terrifying when I'm angry. All I did was whip around and say excuse me, and he cowered, as did the guys on either side of him. He fucking cowered. I'm…

Everyone go make ceviche.

In the middle of grad school/student teaching blues here :/ stress, school, working too much, not enough sleep, lesson plans that don't ever seem to be right (according to my university profs), and the worry that "what the hell am i even doing?!". on top of having to go to my best friend's brother's funeral today…

I made ceviche for dinner last night, it was easy and amazing. Everyone go make ceviche.

I ate a killer falafel today at my favorite place. I had some of their house made lemonade, with mint, and a baklava. Happy food coma begins now zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

NOT TODAY.

I was a senior in college, and after a series of relationships that lasted each school year (or nearly so) I was on a bout of several short term fling type things.

One time I got broken up with by my long-time crush after officially dating for one whole day, yep. He strung me along for a long time before that happened. He broke up with me while in his car, after a party. (so I was drunk on 2 40oz of Cobra I think) He said we would never work together or something, I mostly…

My freshman year of college, I made the mistake of dating a very serious born-again Christian. (I was raised both Catholic and Unitarian Universalist, I'm not sure what he was doing in the relationship either.)

The family that's cray together stays together.

it' s always been common knowledge in Wasilla - where I live- that if the Palins show up at your party things will get interesting if not violent.