I find your anti-pedophile comments very curious and galling given that you're the same commenter who remarked on my post 5 days ago that you would love to "Squeeze her until the police are called" in relation to a small female child.

I was so alarmed by your comments I reported them - and yet here you are purporting…

It's got teeth...and it can leap...LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!!!

As we know, all bunnies are evil death monsters from Planet Murder.

I know! I saw that title earlier and immediately thought of this video below, then realized we weren't having a throwback MTV moment and was afraid. Very afraid.

Chances of finding this jackass in a trilby in an image search?

You ever read something and then think "fuck you Mom and Dad for teaching me to read!"? This is one of those moments.

any time i hear that phrase, i can't help thinking of that part in 'against the day' where pynchon suddenly addresses you, the audience, about a dog biting some guy's dick. 'reader, she bit him.' and then i have to point out i would rather have a dog bite my johnson than read this guy's book all the way through. my…

I just, you know . . . I don't really *mind* that you're Indian. I'd just like to hear your explanation as to why it's necessary. Cause I'm not seeing it.

Default = White Male. Only change default settings in case of emergency! There's no REASON for anybody to be indian, female, or any of those other interchangeable "Ohh All Right We'll Issue A Token" diversity checkboxes that spoil alllll the fun.

For your Honor:

I love how he glosses over All That and Kenan and Kel, easily two of the greatest shows of that era that also happened to be not square-dancing-snowflake white.

It's OK! No creepy sexual assault vibes here. She's *not as innocent as she seems*.

Did you read the first review...? I'll bet every dime in my bank account that he wrote it himself.

I hereby declare myself to be the Mayor of Nopeington.

"That show is awkward because there's actually no reason for that character to be Indian."

On Gawker this morning they mentioned that he also wrote a book called Rag Doll. Here's the summary on Amazon:

there's a disease in my family that forces all of us to say, "You know what you should do..." If anyone dares to utter this phrase at a family gathering they are immediately shouted down.

You mean 'Battleship Pug-temkin?'