HOLD ME FELLOW VETERAN.

It's a really vicious cycle, I can't imagine dealing with that as a child. It's not their fault.

I know. So immanure.

I begged my doctor to let me try anything else, I didn't want to abandon my kid, I was BFing. Interestingly I was prescribed prednisone and given to the end of the afternoon to improve. Amazingly, it did. My doctor is great, he called me every day for two weeks, even from the middle of a wedding he left town for.

I was recovering from a csection that went really awry. I had spent the first 5 months of my daughters life mostly bedridden. The complications dovetailed with a intense autoimmune flare up.

I work with people with developmental disabilities and consequently have a lot of poop stories. Here's one of my better and less disgusting ones:

I think I can win this.

With better security they wouldn't have become jacked o'lanterns.

Exactly. I'm so tired of this dumb argument. Congrats; People. You're on par with the worst trolls of the Internet.

Plus, it's like a shitty joke my mom or a shitty Catskills comic would make. "THE CLOUD? OH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR PICTURES IF IT RAINS! TIP YOUR WAITRESSES EVERYBODY!"

Maybe the thief is a Robin Hood-style folk hero, who steals onions from fifth graders and gives them to... third graders? Thinking back to my early childhood, I distinctly remember those big arrogant fifth graders lording it over everyone about how many onions they had.

jk she totally could have.

Margaret Atwood couldn't have wet dreamed that statement.

I look forward to being Public Enemy No. 1

First you stop teaching science in schools. Then you trumpet personhood and call women who get abortions murderers. Then you criminalize miscarriage. Then you have assholes who know nothing about how reproduction actually works declare themselves in charge of both regulating it and explaining it to the idiot…

I hear if you spell Geraldo's full name out and then change the font to Wingdings it actually shows the plot to Big Trouble in Little China.

Spiders.........eek!

It's the kind of waltz where you are invited to dance every decade. You get stepped on repeatedly. It's only when you get pushed over by your partner do you get an apology - and then only sometimes.

+1 for correct troll spelling

I mean, if your job is "the media" aren't you supposed to know better? Especially if your beat is NEW YORK FUCKING CITY?