I need a few years yet. Tragedy plus time and all.

Now I'm an even bigger asshole.

I'll be backlit.

Runway models always used to look aloof and powerful when I was growing up. When did the models start to look so fucking miserable? I miss Linda Evangelista and her queen-of-everything attitude...

Seriously... I need to step up my Resting Bitch Face game.

Be grateful it's a collar detail and not a temporary forehead tattoo. Which would actually be better than this "I'm still getting over the flu" makeup.

Why are they making those miserable faces? What are the instructions they were given that resulted in all of the models looking like they are dead inside?

GAH!! I hate the makeup SO MUCH.

y'all i have lost my DAMN MIND over this guy. like have literally been so #jaded because i was with one guy all through college, broke up with him senior year (a week after our four-year anniversary) because i realized i didn't love him, then in the year and a half since have had really terrible luck with guys. two…

I can't do it!......I won't........AHH............oh fuck it. This is otterly adorable. I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. Sometimes I'm weak.

Random thoughts from this weekend:

Good Job Serena :))) great match and more to come

Yesterday, I met a man at an Insomnia Cookies store, by going up to the register, and asking for a s'more cookie and chocolate milk. The person at the register, seeing I walked quite a distance, asked if I wanted to sit down and eat the cookie there. So, I sat down next to this another guy, who happens to be the…

I used to draw all the time and was super creative. The creativity, however, was part of my depression. For a long time I resisted treating my depression because I knew it would have an adverse effect on my art.

WebMD is a total diploma mill. My law degree from SCOTUSblog took real work!

There's something weird about the reviews being marked as funny. I get them being "useful," like "oh wow I don't want to die thanks for the heads up," but funny? When someone uses nine exclamation points on the word "murderers" you know they are being serious.

Dead serious.

They should call it Not Okay Cupid.

I have nothing real to add except that I just got out of the shower and was met by my dog who was wearing my dirty underwear as a t-shirt.