Also, your hatred of the 60s is negated entirely by le smoking.

Few groups make me as angry as the willfully, proudfully ignorant.

Anti-vaxxers, there is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery. You morons are literally hurting giant portions of the human population that can't make choices for themselves. You selfish fucks can go off and believe bullshit all you want, but leave your kids out of this.

He looks so sad.

I bet he needs a hug.

From a running lawn mower.

Artist or predator?

To start, I had a breast reduction at 18. I really don't know what my bra size was before surgery; they were too big for the largest they had at the mall, DDD, but 17 year old me was not going to mail order my bras, so I just stuffed them in the largest bra I could get. I was already embarrassed that I only had 3…

So, I've never posted before. I've read about six years or something and I read this post every week, but I am finally coming out of hiding to share my story with you.

OMG! I won?! I won! Am I high? AM I BEING TOO LOUD, YOU GUYS?
He's moving in Monday, by the way. ;)

You are a BAMF, is what you are, and I say you win already.

She ruptured in her third trimester, was not in active labor, but you can't let the baby come to term in a belly full of pus, so C-section. We usually leave abdomens with ruptured appendices closed and place a drain, but this was one time where you have to open it up. You ain't seen nothing till you've seen a newborn…

Hmmmmm, I was going for gross out - child abuse goes into another category of horror (and yeah, I worked in a state hospital that had to medically examine all child abuse cases that came through the NYC justice system - so yeah, that's a WHOLE other level)

You do NOT want to play this game with a judge/lawyer with 25 years in the field of child abuse. We'd probably tie. Everyone one else would be on No Code.

It's all the commas that will seal the deal

My mom is a surgical nurse and I'm sure all other nurses will beat me at this, but I will always remember my mom's helpful conversation with me while I was on the bus home from class. This was in the early 2000s when "anal virgins" were trending as a social topic:

I work at a hospital and know of lots of disgusting medical stories (most of them involve explosive diarrhea that didn't take place in a restroom), but I'm going to go with one that I was actually involved in.

"Creator...the unit Scott is a primitive structure. Insufficient safeguards built in. Breakdowns can occur from many causes. Self-maintenance systems of low reliability."