WHERE ARE THE FAT ONES???

i don't have anything intelligent or insightful to add regarding the topic of the post, but i can say this:

They should make it very realistic... i.e. they should get the human barbie lady and let a 5 year old give her a really weird-looking haircut.

"Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk. Life will be so much better."

I pictured Parker Posey's Dazed and Confused character the entire time I was reading that.

"I crowned myself the dick sucking queen and no one is ever taking that title from me, so back the fuck off."

If only the comma was a semicolon, I'd agree.

When is Michael Shannon going to do a dramatic reading of this on the internet?

Always have the upper hand, you don't need to know his name to hop on his tic tac.

This has always been my favorite version of a unicorn farting a rainbow, mainly because the unicorn looks SO DISTRESSED. I can't help laughing. It's like it's thinking "THIS IS NOT GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN!"

R-O-L-A-I-D-S?

I first read this as "5 year old" and I was like "um...."

I met my friend's 5-day-old daughter yesterday (cuuuutie). At a certain point, she did a big poop and then had the exact same look on her face!

This woman makes really impressive cakes.

This is one of those psychology experiments, right? To see how far they can push us before we snap...

Nicki Minaj is so stunning now, but I miss the old Nicki sometimes.

Not only is this offensive and horrible and it makes me want to die because it combines in the worst way possible many things I personally abhor, but also it is so poorly directed and edited, that it seems it might have been done by someone having severe cognitive damage due to, who knows, close contact venomous…

Sweet baby Jesus what the fuck was that.