Well, here's the thing. I was raised by a guy who raced motorcycles. I grew up at the racetrack, around bikers and gearheads and things motorized. I was taken to car shows because I thought they were fun. I really like cars and I like to drive the fuck out of a good car. I have dated more than one guy for his car —…

ah that's so awesome please recommend a good tutorial! i was stuck in traffic today thinking about how awesome it would be if i had cersei hair because then i could feel like a badass stuck in traffic instead of just a normal stuck in traffic. weird thought process but still.

Nope, it's fine. I have struggled with depression and anxiety most of my life. I was bullied a lot growing up, which left me with some absolutely devastating self-esteem issues and social anxiety. Those issues I struggle with; and the overwhelming feeling that I'm a disappointment to my parents/friends/family/bosses.…

I am a trained anthropologist. It helps me to keep a very open mind about most things, view issues holistically, and see the value of multiple perspectives on an issue. It has been helpful professionally, but just as much personally.

I started a kitchen fire while making a salad once.

Look, just because I rely on stars from Jezebel commenters to feel good about myself doesn't mean I have low self-esteem, ok?

I go on July 11th so I can enjoy a free small Slurpee with my yearly exam.

Dolan is 100% accurate.

Which is why I really like Soledad O'Brien

I know. I love that the BBC does stuff like this, but in the US it rarely happens.

You know, I have come to expect this bullshit from the anti-choice/anti-contraception crowd. Especially folks like Dolan. But here's what I want to know: why didn't the interviewer push back on this? Like, how hard is it to say "Actually, no, you cannot buy contraceptives—aside from condoms—at the 7-11. Did you know…

What the fuck, Barbara Walters?

Is this what Corey Feldman was talking about on The View?

I have a theory about him and it is that he likes the fact that he is creepy and people hate him. I think he gets off on humiliation and feeling like a big human dirtball. So now even me typing this is feeding into his whole disgusting shame/sex cycle but I don't know what else can be done other than to keep calling…

Nobody's made an #OccupyMyPants comment yet?

The second ethnicity listed is Aleut/Eskimo, yet they didn't include Alaska on the map. Awesome.

So... do they still have the Xanax?