Evidently the “Streisand Effect” isn’t known in Australia.

Like he gives a shit either way. Attention means people like me!

i’m so glad i’m not the only one.

Every time I read something about the cybertruck, the Canyonero song plays in my head. 

Assaults?

Oh come on, everyone knows it was designed as a Martian personal assault vehicle. Guess what does NOT happen on Mars....

Like anyone who bought a cybertruck washes their cock...

You know what vehicle can handle both of those things at the same time? Every single other one ever made.

Did he try parking it in rice overnight?

Don’t get it wet, don’t expose it to sunlight.

Perhaps Tesla can run the updates when the owners are parked in bed for the night, or at least when the car is charging.

Sounds more like this “TikToker” wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

2 people I wish I never had to hear about or from again:

The C-Suite is probably the biggest grift in this country.

“Why did they keep letting me do it? It’s their fault really - someone should’ve stopped me.”

If anything a lot of executives with strong connections are encouraged to break the law as long as they know they can bribe the government or abuse any legal loopholes. Anything for the bottom line; everything for the shareholders.

“What, you mean I was supposed to make sure the planes didn’t fall apart when they were up in the sky?”

What others?

Would be worth saying if he followed up with, “Here’s all these other crypto bros doing the same shit.” and presented proof.

He says he made some “bad decisions” and didn’t realize that his billion-dollar Ponzi scheme wasn’t illegal.