“[Wirtz] was also the sort of man who would fly into a rage upon learning that he would not be the only person able to see the game.”

The writer’s explanation of narrow streets doesnt hold up either since foldaway mirrors extend out further than the stubbies. Also, unless these mirrors have dual hinges in that they fold either way, the bicyclist explanation is 50% crap too.

Okay, nice, but is Arsenal a Mediocre Premier League side or merely a mediocre one?

Yeah, since then his hearing became ever more the better. So good in fact that he can now hear protons and electrons moving. But not neutrons. They don’t make noise. How else would silent but deadly farts work and Stevie catch a mic stand in all that cacophony?!

ÌIf Ggooddeell truly wants the players to be unified, then he should ask that they all kneel. He’ll have an easier time going that route.

Translation, please, for: Withhold Hope Without Fear. I have no earthly idea what this means. Spay and neuter your pets* cuz pet stores are always seemingly in business as it is?

Ask?! Asking is even more awkward. Might as well fart instead.

Commenting here in the hopes that this story in which I have zero interest will not only stop being the second story in Gizmodo’s everscroll design but also that it never appears anywhere else. Ever. Fawk! Something little like this should not infuriate me so but it does... Get the fuck away from me.

All the present stars, those that have died, and those yet to be borne in this universe and any others +1.

Re: beat to shit version

“Beating this team usually just involves hoping one of these guys catches a bad day.”

I for one applaud this man’s methods in defending net neutrality. (Maybe next time take aim at that commie pinko Chairman Pai, though. A little more palatable than this brazen act on innocent corporate tools. After all Ameria is a corporatocracy, right? Right! right?)

Thinking that getting one less year of Jimmy Butler on his current contract for the third pick a year later is why you should remain a writer and not become a GM.

Made me think I have put off rewatching BSG long enough.

Yeah, how tf is that shht pronounced? If it is just like Kyle, then spell it Kyylghe ffs. At least with that one, it is so very obvious.

It’s my grandchildren who I worry about because I have six of them

When I go down the path of this thought experiment and all the sports history ahead of us, I almost always conclude that people stop caring or having something much more important to deal with before any of the modern majors/championships reach a significant anniversary beyond 250+ years. So, yeah, Rafah’s ten plus…

Wait until Canada gets uppity. Never mind, none of us will live that long.

tl;dr That’s what I thought too until I got a Malamute. Hollow fiber hair FTW.

And if GS somehow manages to lose tomorrow night, 15-4 is on the table.