I use color-coordinated pads. You don’t?

And why are both technically the in the same name?

Goddamnit. Why has the inexplicable bad usage of blog returned. One does not write a blog. One might write for a blog. Or on a blog. What one writes is an entry, a post or an article on/for a... blog.

Who Will Harry Love? I had no idea the prince had a reality show intertwined with the Kardashians.

Agreed. Were it postpartus depression, the aforementioned overly pedantic point *might* be valid. Might.

I know a certain Minnesota-identifying writer who is still distraught that the movie was not titled The Mighty Loons. The state pride that that state’s people has knows no bounds. So much so they have no room left over for patriotism, which is why it is a deep blue state. While some might argue it is has been trending…

This reminds me of a long forgotten incident I only recalled yesterday when passing the field in question for the first time since The Incident where I got a red card on an out-of-bounds hand ball and had my scholarship offer withdrawn.

Fixed headline for ya:

Johansen needs to relax and smell the roses. IOW, be mindful enough to pull on/grab Kesler’s stick and break/bend btw legs.

Yeah, it is absolutely ridiculous.

Yes! Complete madness that the owners do not push for T-ball. Payroll costs go down while the revenue stream remains the same. Bonus is that the million plus rule book is halved and 99% of the unwritten rules (most which involve hurt feelings and other violence) become needless.

With Brendan (Brandon?) Fraser as Tebow and one of the Francos as Harvey.

Four questions?! Jesus, I ain’t no Einstein, but in answer to the third: not anymore.

I have shown up to such events after a long, hard month and a red eye into town, and have done just what he did: sit down and hide among a bunch of dancin’ fools. Only reason I did not get off my arse and join in was because I needed to preserve what little energy I had to mingle with everybody when I was expected to…

Yup, you are. Cuz this guy signed off on an affidavit that he believed he was invited out for lawful purposes. And nobody lies in an affidavit. Ever.

Why you will be assistant weekend evening manager in no time and getting your own place at 46!

Not a weakness but an inability to shutdown one of those mercurial LeBron performances. GS wins 4-1 or 2. Next year they sweep. 98-0.

“Not saying ‘yes’ feels a lot like saying ‘no.’”

Thank you. Had I heard this with my eyes closed and before Smith started singing, I would have guessed the song was from that early B52s album I never gave a second listen.

So much for exercise and nutrition. If Garry Shandling looks like that after death, none of us has a chance.