Life is complicated?

Nope, you line the middle of the second guy between the post and the ball.

The wall was a travesty. The actual corner of the net required all of a one millimeter bend, so I don’t really get why this goal was “amazing” because it wasn’t. At all.

Dive.

Nope, Portugal’s and CR’s game should not be lauded or held high. It was all bullshit. Spain effed up a game that they should have stepped up to dominate. Not one of the three goals were any good. PK was a bullshit dive. Goalie has a brain fart on the second. Well, two of them actually. Because the third, the direct…

That beautiful woman is a girl?! How come whenever I see a 20something so-called woman, she looks younger than this 14-year-old? Argh, at least in real life I haven’t asked anybody out under 30 in years. Still, I think my radar needs a look over.

When Lawrence says you don’t need a million to do nothing, I took it as “you don’t need anything” to do nothing, and promptly quit my job and then did close to nothing for 15 years. Well, I fixed myself, which helps, and I worked part-time, volunteered, and hiked with my dog. It wasn’t cheap, but damn was I happy.…

Sorry, I interviewed a tall, marvelous human specimen from Akronne (I think it is in either France or just outside of Montreal, I forgot to ask), by name of James LeBron, yesterday for my siding and window company’s job opening of secretary/receptionist, and if this is the same guy, Mr. LeBron is mine. I do have one…

He can still take the Fifth. He might be found in contempt, but he can still take the Fifth.

Ugh, I am fine with a fundraiser, but please call it suicide prevention and education because well if I have to spell it out for you then you really need to be educated on all that suicide encompasses, before and after and everything in between.

Lol. The ol’ SJW-sarcasm switcheroo really did it for me.

Sonny Bono and a lot of athletes have been congressmen. But, yeah, I think Jesse Ventura sealed the deal on running for governor or president. Minnesota lucked out. He was actually a good governor. He knew what he knew, and he knew what he didn’t. Thank god though that he knew that he did not know all that much, but…

Thank you. I really like that. Had Pulp’s first three albums but never bothered with anything past that. Allmusic rates them high just when I bailed. You’re all welcome. Thankfully, I know which stocks to hold on to as opposed to which bands to sell.

Yasssss! I temporarily moved (leaving everything behind in storage) to take care of my father, and his car, a Crown Vic, became mine, and I did not give a shit what happened to it. So, so freeing. First thing I did when I got back home was buy a beater. Even more freeing.

Being a U of M attendee in eighth grade (don’t ask), I harrumphed when I saw baseball, thinking the Gophers might have done it in the span of a year in 1960 by including hockey but nope. It was OSU won hoops in 1960 and the hockey team isn’t anywhere near what those galumphs would have you believe. Then I tried North…

Yeah, so why can’t it be both ihop and ihob? That’d be easy to handle on the web, graphics wise, and even mechanically (for signs) (or electrical, whatever), but they missed their opportunity IMO to do a rebrand progressively and a bit differently. All those words to say that I am done with iHOBble to the shttter.

Hey! They win in January. Well, okay, they win once every 136+ years.

Yeah, me, too. I always get the feeling that he absolutely hates playing Award Show Host but doesn’t want to disappoint his agent or turn down the paycheck.

Off the Cuff Take No. 48: 

Huh, Reagan looks pretty good in a tan suit next to the Pope and that sheikh but rather rumpled/stodgy in the others. Hmm...