To Dumb and Angry (I really hope you get to read this):

What is this “blackberry” thing you speak of?

I mean, not that my model is superior (I’ll torch a bridge whenever, if someone’s being shitty and won’t own up to it - fuggit, I can swim), but...yeah, any gal who had an asshole friend like that, and who decided that he should be *my* problem, would be hitting the bricks in short fucking order.

wall could’ve been two feet to the right, then that ball hits Biscuits in the face

Just Say No to Conflict Newswires.

The AV Club piggybacking on the GQ conflict mining is just icing on the cake.

So I have a shot!

To your point:

If your neighbor burns your brush pile so that he won’t have to see it from his patio, the solution is not to make a new brush pile. He can still see it from his patio. Burn the patio and there is no longer an issue.

Until we start seriously dealing with the loneliness epidemic that is affecting many parts of Europe, and presumably the US, we’re not going to seriously deal with suicide.

I love raisins, they’re sweet, they’re healthy, they stick together so I can eat an entire box in one bite, and you get to pretend like you’re mercy killing elderly grapes! In so many ways they are a perfect little snack, but if I take a bite out of what I think is a chocolate chip cookie and realize that it’s…

Never afraid. Just very motivated. We need to encourage people to vote. We need to get this country back to one we can be proud of again. This man (never my president) needs to be help accountable for nothing less than treason.

Ohhh, I see how it is. All black people who look alike, look alike to you, is that it?

4 years ago, i would not have understood this.

Kilauea has produced at least 113.5 million cubic meters of lava, which is enough to fill 45,400 Olympic swimming pools or bury Manhattan nearly seven feet deep.

University procurement is just like the US federal government. The gate will be 50K, and take 3 months longer to install than the two months quoted, and then it won’t work right for 10 years until someone drives through it out of frustration.

It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

Depending on how long this takes in court, it could be their best chance ever for a win in January.

I also believe we need gun control, and do believe it will prevent many of these from happening again, but she should be taken to task a little for this:

Italy is Europe’s Alabama.