I assume he’s got a relatively normal set/throw with runners on base, right?

It’s interesting, but completely impossible.

The Iowa Baseball Confederacy is awesome. I read Shoeless Joe and Iowa Baseball Confederacy back to back* when I was a teenager. I liked Shoeless Joe, but I LOVED The Iowa Baseball Confederacy.

That UBA book is amazing and insane.

Holy shit, those were the ones.

I loved those old Hall of Shame books, with the zany cariacatures on the covers.

I see you too grew up reading those books about weird baseball rule trivia.

Satay.

He’s gone through more ligaments than gloves.

“Decline of the Cardinals”

Haven’t heard this line before... See you in October

Methinks you’re potentially short by anywhere from $50 million to $150 million. Giancarlo Stanton got 13 years/$325 million from the Marlins two years ago, and Harper will only be entering his theoretical prime if and when he hits the market.

Man that must be nice. Every member of the American Congress could be in these papers, with direct evidence to a list of illegal shenanigans and the WORST thing that would happen is they MIGHT get a verbal slap on the wrist.

Putin fanboys like the right-wing media, Trump, and Chuck C. Johnson will now explain to us how secret offshore holdings and shadow companies are really good things.

If Hillary is on the next round I’m sure there’s at least SOMEONE who will point it out.

Pittsburgh is a very cool looking city. The stadium designers did well to show it off.

Bro, let’s touch dicks.

Yeah, I’m a tall guy with big hands and a butt large enough to occupy the seat. My knees are already typically higher than my hips while porcelain seated.

I really don’t understand sitting to wipe. Do you really want to stick your hand in the toilet bowl? Most are not cleaned very often (most people just pour some of that blue shit in the toilet and call it a day) and people probably pee all over the undersides of the seat. No thanks, I’ll stand and wipe like a real…

Oh, I dunno, I kinda think that’s what to do.