Like I said, I think this one is bad too. The assumption that Wendy is the person we need to be talking about here, rather than Scott or the 45 men in question, ties in pretty deeply to gendered attitudes about sex. Same with the idea that any woman out there - of any age, in any location, whether she's expressed…

I responded to this one because it was at the top, but look at the general reaction to this. It's basically a bunch of sore vagina jokes and "ew!" reactions, which is interesting on a site that tries to cut down on slut shaming. Would our reactions have been the same if it had been a bondage party?

I'm not. People can make comments. I can say they're being assholes. Jezebel can delete both, one, or neither comment.

But, again, why is this about you and your dating life?

Why is your interest in dating her even part of the discussion? This isn't Wendy's personal ad. Has she messaged you to ask you out or something? Because I'd be kind of surprised if she were desperate. She apparently knows a large number of men who are into just the same things that she is, and after this comes out,…

Oh! let the woman be. I as a gay man wouldn't want to celebrate anything with a 45-cock salute, but to each their own. I say more power to her.

GUYS NAMED SCOTT. This is so true I made the villain of my damn book a Scott. Fuck you, Scotts. You know why.

There is nothing sexy about anyone ever who walks barefoot in outside. RINGWORM, PEOPLE. FUCKING RINGWORM.

I just want to warn you. You're about to get into an argument with someone about what your own body looks like naked and what the correct nomenclature is or isn't because they happen to be tonight's self-assigned expert on women's bodyiezzz. ENJOY YOUR SUNDAY NIGHT GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

homeless people should grow their own free beans in abandoned lots

In short: The bootstraps are wearing thin.

tuition is also climbing. I was a freshman in 2001. Back then, you could comfortably pay your tuition by working and going to school.

Are you also the type of person that gets upset when poor people buy from Arby's when its cheaper to eat Ramen, or when a homeless person has a cell phone?

This is completely anecdotal, but 15ish years ago I was working in an ad agency and the latest thing was to target tweens/pre-teens, as it was deemed an untapped gold mine back then. We turned them into consumers because, well, one's never too young to be a consumer (apparently).

Yeah, no. Not all millennials are the same. Even if they are buying bejeweled iPhone cases, I highly doubt that would add up to $50,000 or rent in NYC.

I actually find the idea of a herd of bunnies shitting all over a bunch of rich people in custom outfits kind of delightful.

Nothing quite says "appropriate wedding theme" like a story where a seemingly innocuous ring is to actually to blame for all of the evil and cruelty in the world.

I hate rich people. Maybe not individually, sure, but as a class, I hate them. Fuck them all. I could take the catering budget and pay off my student loan.

I feel like you could look at a picture of Sean Parker without knowing who he was and guess that his name was "Sean Parker."