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Do NOT feel gross and horrible. I hate to use the "privilege" card but yikes, the people on this site who turn up their noses at buying a used mattress, like every decent human in the world can just shell out several hundred dollars on one piece of furniture. Must be nice, just having money your whole life.

CNN hasn't said it (yet) so I will: But women are the keepers of sex! The menz can't control themselves! If they didn't want to be part of a penis-picture scandal, why did they get cellphones and email?

Those women probably pressured him to take a picture of his junk. He's probably so embarrassed! They're ruining his

Burt, do you need a Midol?

*ducks*

People. For the last fucking time. Just because you make your 'jokes' offensive and outrageous does not make them automatically funny. Being intentionally offensive is crutch/fallback for lazy, unfunny comics. And when people don't laugh (because they're aren't fucking funny) their defense is always that they are

Aw, no. I like George! They can nickname him Georgie!

I would like for Robin Thicke to cover the Growing Pains theme.

I'm not a misogynist - I LOOOVE women (who conform to my expectations of what women should be and don't challenge my assumptions OR natural superiority)!

"it's actually a feminist movement within itself."

I've been overweight since I was 10 years old, and I felt this way all through middle school, high school, and college. That "unfuckable female, ugh" look that men have when they talk to me is matched by the "oh, I hope I never look like that" glaze in women's eyes when they have to listen to me speak.

Hello aging ladies (myself included) — welcome to the club I've always been a member of, the club of women who do not meet whatever standards of sexual attractiveness get a person noticed. I've been invisible for decades — it's actually kind of interesting. You certainly have a better vantage point for observation.

Those guys are the worst. 'I hate it when a girl just picks at her salad. I like girls who eat!'

I always felt like Cameron Diaz was trying to appeal to that male demographic of dudes who want a conventionally attractive, extremely thin girlfriend, but also, "Don't want a girl who eats nothing but salad and can get down with a cheeseburger!!" They are THE WORST. And unfortunately there are a lot of them,

I get what you're saying but if a human being has to literally starve herself and work out constantly to get the ideal physique, perhaps we need to change what the ideal physique is.

come on Jezzies, really? the Jen story makes me sad- sad that at 40 something and she needs to play an oiled up stripper and tell us about how hard she works & diets to still fit this young, sexy ideal. It feels a little desperate & sad. Especially since she's played roles (the Good Girl) where she's demonstrated

YES! Cameron Diaz has toned that down a bit, but she used to be The Worst. All "I eat cheeseburgers all the time! LOVE cheeseburgers!" Which... yeah, maybe. Except for the part where there is no fucking way.

I don't know of a study and don't really have time to look, but I will say that it's pretty easy to say what you would or wouldn't do in a certain situation without actually living it. A person who has the disadvantages you list might also not have great access to healthcare to get effective contraception, could live

right? This article was extremely annoying. "OMG I'M SUCH A COSMOPOLITAN NEW YORKER AND LIKE 25 MILES IS LIKE A TOTAL ROAD TRIP, LIKE OMG". puhlease!

She actually wrote pretty much that exact thing on a different article recently. It's bizarre. I usually don't spend that much time thinking about sex that I don't want to have. Maybe it's a secret fetish that both excites and disgusts her?

He likes Coldplay.

My two cents: things you absolutely should have high standards about - the quality of someone's character, chemistry, the way he/she treats you, and having some major life goals in common (like being on the same page about having or not having kids, for example.) The stuff you should be less rigid about? Everything