“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

It seems to me that the notion that female-coded things are infantilizing and not to be taken seriously is itself steeped in patriarchal ideals.

Oh. For real? Great American’s Day? Between this and Trump disrepecting John Lewis on Twitter, I have got a full day of teaching to do. Here I thought I could enjoy my day off but America continues to demonstrate it needs to be schooled.

I long for the heady days of Natalie Portman and Hayden Christensen’s romantic chemistry.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

On the one hand, I would literally give an organ to meet either the POTUS or FLOTUS. On the other hand, I would not want to be filmed being surprised by them. I would be ugly-crying, snot, probably coughing, having an asthma attack, a complete mess. I love them too much to meet them.

Between this and Joe Biden’s Medal of Freedom, I did a lot of surreptitious crying at my desk today.

I really really try to not let it go unchecked!

Awesome! Sounds like a terrific scene. That’s how we do it: if the insecure little babymen try to push you out of the scene you love, say Fuckem and make a new one.

She’s too good to be President.

She’s a patron saint. 2020? Please!?

Anthony Weiner not being dead in a ditch or renditioned to a black site in Yemen is proof that Hillary ain’t killed nobody.

High school sophomore Francesca Belibi recently became the first women’s basketball player in Colorado to dunk in-game, and ESPNW caught up with her about her extremely good dunk, which was the first she’s ever done in practice or anywhere. [ESPNW]

Oh man! his wife is gonna be piiiissssssed.

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