“I was getting rejected by men and it was killing my soul.”

This describes like the entire South...oh, wait

This is the opposite of funny or cute

I work for the federal gov and could never understand why people think we’re all corrupt fat cats. Now I realize, those people are just projecting their own (lack of) morals

Women have always served in wars, this ongoing “debate” is silly. It’s amazing that people find it easier to believe no women in history were warriors than to accept the plethora of evidence (and common sense) that, of course, some women did fight

Barf

That was on Seinfeld (for one)

Meritocracy, folks. Of course 2 adult men are the best people to write a script about teen girls. Uuuugh, barf

Ugh. Who are these movies for?

What’s the problem, here? All dancing looks ridic to some people, for example, twerking

I’m vegetarian and veggie chicken tastes like sh@t. Pizza all the way!

This place is like 30 min from Blacksburg and Virginia Tech and it’s a really nice drive. I used to dress up like Baby and recite lines from the movie to my now-husband as we drove around the property. Why, is that odd?

You’re both wrong. Those are for absorbing grease from your face :) Seriously, though, it works

Guess I’ll add semen to the list of fluids making my shoes stick to the floor

Lets just blame Colin K or Olivia M again

“I believe deeply in workplace diversity regardless of race, gender...” These statements are so tired and cravenly. Do you also have a mother an sister? Give me a break

“None of us like it when...” Hmm, do something about it? Strange thing to say

Excellent advice! I’ve been married too long to remember how dating works, but I’d say communication is always better than avoiding an issue and making assumptions

And this is what an original idea looks like, HBO

“encourage proper home cooking” haha, I love her