Needs MOR VIP.

twin turbos, a metric fuck-ton of NO2, and drag strip.

It’s a bad Mamma-Jamma! -Real Human

“Wow. I never realized that. Chevy is hitting it out of the park!” -Real Person

Still not reliable as a Chevy.*

Shelby did not patent round headlights and an oval-shaped grille.

SM all day every day. Then again, when it comes to design the SM takes the cake on almost all occasions. 

“I love everyday people. I ride the subway with them every day in New York,” Gigliotti explained. “Everyday people don’t get me ratings.”

He has a point.  You never see great NFL players hanging out together at the Pro Bowl.

Reminds me of the year before the Celtics got KG and Ray Allen when he would write long pieces about how the entire NBA was now boring and unwatchable (and how we all know this) and tried to become a college basketball expert.

Bill Simmons definitely used a bunch of burner accounts to comment on the Jezebel article about whether squirting is pee.

I EVEN SAW HIM PASS THE BALL TO SOME NON-LAKERS. But will the Lebronophiles in the media even cover that? Of course not.

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

Like, here’s him and Anthony Davis shaking hands in the shoot around, and here’s him and Anthony Davis and Ben Simmons with a picture around each other.

The trunk. The correct answer to where to mount the plate, is in the trunk. under the trunk floor. Just shut up and pay the $60 ticket. Some things are worth paying for. Fixing ugly is one of them. Also God help the dealer that takes a drill to that nose without consulting with the customer first whether they would…

My dad bought a 3 year old used a Quattroporte

“I knew that n-word Kapernik was only in it for the money. The troops fight for our freedoms and what does he fight for, a big fat check from the NFL for him and his homies to cash at the corner store. And before you call me a racist for using the N-word, just know that I heard Little Wayne and Notorios Biggie use it,…

I know it ain’t my fight, but I’m honestly a little disappointed by this. From an outside perspective it looks like Kaepernick decided to take some cash over fighting for his principles. I’m sure it’s likely much more nuanced than that, but with the NDA in place he’ll never get the chance to explain his reasoning…

Congrats to Kaep for getting the bag, but I can’t help but be disappointed we’re probably never going to see his evidence. I want to know which owner was stupid enough to put something in an email (Snyder, obviously, but I want to see it).