Umm - what? Maybe Mini buyers aren't buying BMWs because they want small cars. How about smaller Bimmers instead of bigger Minis?

Enhh - he's fine. A bit of a blowhard.

Wow - first time I've heard of this brilliant idea. Never would have thought of that.

There's a pair of these parked on the street in my neighborhood, that I've always admired. I guess the owner just uses whichever one happens to be working?

My god - Idris Elba as Bond. Craig is great, but that would be fucking awesome.

Yeah - I considered putting it in, but it didn't help an already-not-very-good joke.

Staten Island! Don't be silly. You're definitely in New York if you're in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The other boroughs are grey areas. I find it weirder that Señor Okulski insists on saying New York City and NYC. I mean - anything but the aforementioned boroughs should always be referred to as Upstate New York.

I love the Gen II Megane. So weird and awesome! So French! I love weird mass produced cars. Every time I walk past one, I think, "wow - it's so great that they actually made that."

What an excellent episode. I've been telling people for years that buying a vehicle for the 2% use case instead of the 98% everyday use is just silly. Totally agree with Clarkson on that.

AARghh. Why can't I have the m-sport in that awesome metallic brown?

I dunno - depends on how that even number of gears is geared (as stupid as that sounds). If 6th is really more of an overdrive, than dogleg could still be useful.

Damn, you could buy a pretty damn great carbon road bike for that price. Cupholder included!

If this was done by Mansory, you guys would be hurling turds at this 3D model. As a Zagato fan, I'm pretty damn disappointed in the coachbuilder's last few editions.

Yep - classic Vandy dress for 80s night at Beta.

Look - I love 'Ye and Jay. I never particularly liked "I Can't Stop," but whatever; Watch the Throne is great. Still don't want it in this movie. Any of it.

Why do you like the Coupe and roadster? They seem worse to the regular hatch in every way to me. Uglier, heavier, less practical... Not really mini-er.

Actually - the Baja bug has a great stance. Stance ≠ hellaflush.

It would have been great if James had competed by just walking. His only advantage being his knowledge of the course. I think it would have been close and comical.