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Extra points for the slight chill on the bottle. Kudos.

OMG YOUR BABIES <3

And my heart breaks again at the violence we inflict upon each other.

seriously. And it’s like 2.99 a box.

You've said everything I feel like I needed to say today.

Good and very happy they contacted the police as well. What this woman did is a complete and utter violation of privacy. The other gym goer was just minding her business, getting dressed in a locker room and this bitch takes a picture of her and posts it on the internet with the caption “If I can’t unsee this then

And then if you do get married they badger you about having kids. Just tell them to suck a lemon and live your life exactly the way that makes you happy!

That is my go-to wine for beef bourguignon. :D It’s the only red wine I can drink (all others give me raging headaches).

If Teresa doesn’t want to be asked about their criminal activities, maybe she should have stayed off reality tv. It’s a fair question and she should have handled it better.

According to Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers, it is scientifically possible to “accidentally” body-shame a woman on Snapchat. I’m waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Twitter dad take on it with bated breath.

Wait, did Kit (Mark & Kit forever, beeeechessss) seriously marry into a name one letter off from her maiden name?

what a horrible douchecanoe she is.

That Winona Ryder headline made me smile. I FEEL YOU, GIRL.

Ruder than defrauding people? Yeah, probably. ;)

Some movie, maybe. That movie, no. If I were Beatty and had all the time and money in the world, I suppose I might keep at a dream project a little longer. At absolute minimum, there’s a time when you at least need to admit that you’re too old to play the lead. That time was at least ten or fifteen years ago for

Ensemble cast: only 3 women, only one over 30.

Firm “nerp” here.