Can Tom and Taylor PLEASE take a lesson from Katie and Jamie?

Since Yoko doesn’t have her usual tweet here, I am going to offer one in her honor: "American Ninja Warrior is on NBC in 19 minutes."

why did someone as cool as Lin-Manuel go to the barber and say “Gimme the dorkiest haircut ya got!”

also, i know brit’s kid doesn’t have a neck tat fr, but i wouldn’t be surprised

that crab looks like an alien

This is so heartbreaking, but I’m glad there is a way for these girls and women to share their stories and protect their identities. I grew up with a few female friends and relatives who told me that they had been sexually abused by a family member or an older family friend, i.e. a friend of their parents. South Asian…

Newt is just trying to diplomatically back away from the human-hagfish hybrid that is Donald Trump. He’s sabotaging his own vetting.

Ok, I’m totally sleep deprived and haven’t been able to fully follow news for the past week, so someone help me out here. Is Newt being a reasonable and thoughtful Republican a sign of the impending apocalypse? Am I misunderstanding what I’m reading here? Someone please help!

A lying here!

He is - he used to regularly get take out at the restaurant I worked at and he was so nice. Always tipped 100%, too. Everyone who worked there was really heartbroken by what happened cause he was such a friendly, good natured guy.

Lies coming out of her wherever.

a lying where.

Speedball in the morning!

God damn I miss marching band.

ohh man, if i would hang out with them, i would start drinking too

*Smash* THREE HUNDRED YEARS SCOTTLAND *Smash* HAS BEEN PART OF THE BRITISH EMPIRE *Smash* AND YOU GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP WITH YOUR POLITICAL PEACOCKING *Smash* *Smash* *Smash*

Then what will he do with his pig?

Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.

You know it’s bad when you can’t tell if you’re hungover, or just still drunk. Hopefully nobody at work figures it out before I do!