You’re an inspiration to us all, court.

yes agree, coffee in IV doesn’t cut it anymore

I am glad you are back.

Isn’t Roger Ailes deserving of a Trump-style descriptor when Jez writes about him or is that simply too exhausting a prospect to consider?

Not gonna lie, I am disappointed in Brit Hume. There is no logical reason.

I’m way too hungover for all this awfulness. Could we just have an entire llama-centric day?

Ted Bundy was such a sweet and normal young man when I worked next to him in the same office. -author Anne Rule. These kinds of motherfuckers don’t wear signs announcing their sadism and sociopathy. They are actors and manipulators and know how to do just enough good things to throw people off their scent. And as for…

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.

25k a month.

Well, the last straw was dropped last month after family members found a crack pipe on the property, and it turned out Lamar hadn’t even called the show’s producers in time to film this new plot-line.

I guess bc now that there’s lady Ghostbusters all copies of the original movie will be destroyed because obviously both can’t exist

I am not reading reviews, not watching any more clips, just going to see it, please no spoilers

She looks fantastic.

She looks SO GOOD. As anyone with a pair of eyes knew she would.

AND...

Also, let’s please show Leslie Jones KILLING IT at the premiere (with a little help from Christian Siriano):

And that is when you challenged them to a duel. Why are dudebros so mad?

Lee Marvin? Paint Your Wagon? Come on, with those two it would be Kiss.

“So, did they fix that squeaky floor board?”

I don’t like them either, but this is for the family of police officers in Texas and something tells me that a significant number of them would feel the way you do except about Obama. Having both presidents come makes it apolitical.