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As much as I dislike George W. Bush, I’m okay with this. I think this is a time for unity and there is no better show of unity right now than of the current Democratic President and the previous Republican President coming to the service together. I doubt it will heal any rifts in Washington, but I’ll take what I can

“Did I mention I forced, like, TONS of people to lie for me? Because I would have ruined them in an eyeblink if they said anything? It really was a lot of people.”

I’m four months pregnant, and she looks far more pregnant at three months than I do now.

“Look Lula. Once upon a time, Mommy did a bad thing but for a very good reason. Grandpappy FlappyLips needed a #1. Somehow the people in the world overlooked years of legitimate, amazing songs and never gave him and his friends a #1 song. Some Mommy had to make a bad movie so that Diane Warren would give one of the

“Hitler has only got one ball,

Like the name ‘Apple Martin’ always makes me think of ‘apple martini’, having ‘Rose’ in the same name as ‘Gardner’ makes me groan. But congratulations on the bundle of joy, Tyler & Gardner...

Awww. What a sweet baby girl. Liv Tyler is breathtaking and has such a sweet air about her. :) I hope when she’s old enough, daddy makes sure she gets her ninja training as well.

Early and often. Armageddon is one of my favorite movies.

Right after she tells her about the impending doom of Middle-Earth.

So when does she tell Lula about “Armageddon?"

Simone Simone Simone perfection

the same all day sports today: tennis, football and gymnastics.

damn boy you know about ping pong and not only from “Balls of Fury”

doesn’t count

DUDE REALLY, SHAME ON YOU, SHAME, SHAME

Just 1!

and no balls

I know someone participating in Tour De Fleece so this will interest her.

This makes me abnormally happy.