Take that back Gella!

Some mundane observations: 1. The increasingly common phenomenon of world class athletes throwing baseball’s with all the dexterity and coordination of a blind baby monkey on mescaline proves without a doubt that particular athletes have very singular athletic talents, and that athleticism as a concept is not…

Don’t look at it Marian. Close your eyes.

It absolutely is. It sounds like it should be absolutely wretched and unfit for human consumption. In fact, it’s slightly better than that.

The same way "cheez" counts.

And where in God’s name are the deep.fried Gummi bears Coco? This man truly is sick.

Fuck fruit to hell. Send it all to hell! Ahhhh, the land of chocolate.

I mean seriously, I’d give Mrs. Court a pass on this boy.

I adore this man.

Don’t worry “lil,” I won’t trip. I’m fine. I didn’t get the memo.

Yeah, and Hastert was another one of your typical family values conservative moralizing judging asshole. Turns out not only was he a sexual predator who raped children, but he was/is also a crook and con man and a coward. He deserves every bit if animus and judgement that comes his way, the hypocrite.

U know it’s true doppelganger.

I wasn’t bad mouthing ikea or their food. OK, I hate ikea, but I do seriously enjoy their food. It is uniformly delicious. I just think that the idea of a head chef at a place where almost all the food is uniform and standard and could easily be microwaved was kind of surprising. No food snob am I! I have enjoyed Ikea…

Yeah, I hate myself too.

I just got around to reading this SIP. My respect for you has only increased.

This is what is called, natural fucking consequences.

Oh, very real. But I will admit to gastrointestinal arousal when rubbing those warm hot balls in mashed potatoes and Ligon berry sauce and savoring their delicious taste in my open, willing mouth. So, maybe a rare but still legit subset of porn?