Dude is electrifying. Still had well over 200 all purpose yards and two magnificent touchdown runs. Robbed blind of the Heisman last year.

Little measuring tapes. At ikea.

I do not disagree. Bring on the Swedish meatballs with lingonberry or one dollar hot dogs. But those can be microwaved right?

Touche

A head chef? At Ikea? Ok.

Me sweepy doll

Ferret

I know it’s rocky 4 dammit!

Goddammit

You are THIS close to making me follow you. Just keep it up.

I admire your conviction!

Jesus. Like now.

I love you

The word wiley has absolutely zero negative connotations. In fact, to be described as possessing qualities of wileyness (not a word) is something to hold on to. It’s the description of a magician or a ne’er do well or a Bill Murray character. He’s wiley, that one, they say, as you abscond with a million dollars of…

Drago!!!!!!!!

Yes. Yes it is.

I’m gonna watch Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo. Like, a lot. Turbo dances on the goddamm ceiling. There will be Nutter Butters and blankets and I have a couple leftover hydrochodone’s. So, see you on the hib jib.