Not to mention that Guiliani’s blatant failure to have the police and firefighters on the same radio channel could have saved hundreds of lives, his absolute disdain for empathizing with, acknowledging, or trying to help all the first responders who came down with cancer and other horrible illnesses financially, and…

Fine is an anagram for an incorrectly spelled version of nife. Really makes you think about all the vodka you’ve been drinking. You being the pejorative. I mean me.

Lisa, define, “fine."

I, just, I mean. Just, wow.

I would pay at least two dollars to see Juliannes original post, and not just because she’s the only Jezebel writer who personally follows my posts and gin.

I feel it’s been too long since I chimed in with a self aggrandizing post filled with a series of increasingly non subtle humblebrags, faux self-deprecating jokes, self righteous proclamations identifying my moral superiority, and dripping with such syrupy maudlin madness to fill IHOP for at least two weeks at a…

I like you very much.

What kind of psychopath, would, without hesitation, happily slaughter teenage girls? It’s a rhetorical question, I know. Those dear, poor girls. Just devastating.

Creeping up on 500 stars. I bow my head in awe.

You couldn’t have done it without me. Whatever you just did. Created a new my little pony character? I just took my ritalin 15 minutes ago, it’ll come to me.

Yep. The amount of racism, suggestions of violence, and pure hatred she had to deal with on Twitter, for apparently having the nerve to be a funny, nice, talented black woman with an awesome and inspiring story of success, was just deplorable, heartbreaking, and a sad indictment on the psychotic and bigoted minds of a…

Randilyn, as you know my wife is Jewish and I am not, though we are going to raise our kids Jewish. From all the research I have been doing, I am really attracted to much of modern Judaism (the rabbi at our wedding proudly officiates same sex marriages) and I love the idea of the importance placed on spiritual…

It is one of the great bad movies, ala Roadhouse. I just went to the rotten tomatoes website and it comes in at a string 63 fresh rating. So I lose this round, but the fight has just begun!

I’m not going to admit that I even saw or didn’t see that horrible, glorious, terrible, fantastic movie. Yes, it’s worse.

I just spit out my Vodka.

I can’t say for certainty that the McRib could even be confidently classified as “food” so I just don’t know.

Fair enough. Still, the raw sewage. Watch out for the raw sewage.