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He has never provided a long form live birth certificate to prove that’s his actual name.

I didn’t so much steal it as borrow it and never gave it back. Like a library book.

Oh those courageous celibate little sisters of the poor and the BURDEN of their faith! How burdensome and miserable and chaste and faithful and poor they are, just like God intended. Do they throw rocks at eachother to celebrate the courageous miserable, horrific burden of their existence?

It’s shit, absolute garbage. I’m right there with you.

What’s this Saturday night live you speak of? Also, fuck Bono and his saccharine syrupy make me want to carve my eyes out with a butter knife music. Also, an anagram for drake\bono is “Bake Dr. Ono.” You’re welcome.

How in the world did you know Psych is one of my all time favorite shows?

God bless that man. Ebert was and continues to be my literary hero and I wrote him as much in an email way back in 2004 to which he longly and lovingly replied with a heartfelt thank you. I miss him rest in peace roger

Raiders is easily one of the greatest movies ever made. It’s flawless

Right there with you. On my second marriage to a lovely woman, but she's well aware that if, in a heavenly alternate universe, somehow Ryan Gosling and I were to drink a few beers and then hug just a tad bit too long, all my dreams would have come true. And she'd be ok with it.

I'm only the messenger. Harrison is the message. But I'll accept the thanks none the less!

No shame in that!

Genetic lottery winner.

I mean, seriously, holy mother of God.

I still keep in touch with her mother one time Abby bit me so hard I bled and later she came up to me and kissed my cheek and said I love you Mr court but I Sure am difficult aren’t i

Drunk fifty or regular fifty

Yep that was a huge theme in that book

True story love. In 2008 I taught a seven year old girl named Abby who had a 162 IQ. She had childhood bipolar and wrote award winning plays and although we shared a deep love and bond she routinely beat the shit out of me long story made short her grandfather was the creator of betty boop and her mom was the sole…

I found her book Are you there vodka it’s me Chelsea to be hilarious then I saw her in person, not funny not funny at all

Your sarcasm is not welcome here Randilyn!