I’m tired sore from running and hungover but otherwise fine James!

I just spit out half a vodka tonic. Thanks Kate.

Things worse than 69, ranked: 1. 68 (on a math test) 2. Raisins 3. Pilates 4. Organic wheat bread pizza 5. Appendicitis 6. 9 7. Full House 8. Figs 9. Cheese platters 10. Drowning in a bag of raisins

Reputable sources have confirmed that Behar will play Stevie Wonder in the new Dionne Warwick movie.

Same. It’s that bad in Hollywood isn’t it?

I thought she was one third Tongan!

Bless.

Reputable sources have confirmed that Emma Stone has signed on to play Warwick.

What in The Fuck does symmetrical character even mean? Also expell them all

She’s Nicole Richies doppleganger

Special Needs Coordinator at an International School in Dubai. That wallpaper was not our choice. The school provided us housing

Do you work for the New York Yankees

Yeah but I’m keeping mine so it’s ok jezzies

Cooler was fleeced of an Oscar nomination for creed

Game set and match

Drugs are just the greatest

It’s where I live

Do I know what they are