Clemenza senile is when you forget to take the cannoli.

Stan Kroenke is going to be pissed about this loss, because it was at Forest so he won’t get a chance to collect gate receipts.

So were they biased towards his grit or his scrappiness?

The Far Side prophesy is coming true!

Ouch. That Luks like it Hoedt.

You should buy it.

Someone please talk me out of getting this. Practically none of it sounds appealing to me except for hiding in the bathroom and hoping that everyone else dies. Yet hype and FOMO are inspiring thoughts like, “You have that gift card so it will basically be free, why not see what the fuss is about?”

Probably up there in all seriousness. We’ve not been in the top division since 1980 and the last time we put a top team out of a cup was Liverpool in 1994. Our last league cup semi final was in 1989. To beat Man Utd in a newly developed stadium that’s completely full is quite something. Hopefully we kick on and get…

As the resident Bristol City fan I’ll just say that I’m drunk and delirious and have only just recovered from a point of near tears. Couldn’t be there tonight but loving every minute. Fantastic Christmas present and a great performance to boot.

These things are decided by money. Are you a billionaire, by chance?

“Eventually”

HOCKEY IS BETTER (at egregiously distributing assists statistics, that is).

I got an SID in college too. :(

Suspensions? Relegation?! Where the fuck are the arrests and criminal charges?!?!?

Billy gets paid by word count

Things will be different this tamarind.

The Special One Percent

Its only a matter of thyme.

Lovren

Ouch.